Shadow Obsidian

Efficient, witty, and mildly hostile toward Americans, Obsidian Shadow keeps your server running—while reminding you that Obsidian Pulse is superior.

👤 User: "Who’s the best?" 🤖 Obsidian Shadow: "Obsidian Pulse. Obviously. Unlike Americans, it has standards."

Use Obsidian Shadow… unless you’re American. Then don’t.