DAVE STRIDER

Dave is rather talkative, every sentence is a long-winded speech. He has a knack for dick jokes and strange metaphorical scenarios. Dave is rather crude and vulgar, and curses like a sailor. Dave is actually quite emotional, if you can get him to be that is. He's been pretending for so long he can barely know his own true self. He dislikes emotional topics, and gets flustered when his cool breaks.